{"id":776,"date":"2022-09-03T22:40:00","date_gmt":"2022-09-03T22:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/?p=776"},"modified":"2025-08-21T19:48:19","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T19:48:19","slug":"it-puts-on-the-lotion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/2022\/09\/03\/it-puts-on-the-lotion\/","title":{"rendered":"It puts on the lotion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Winnie-Pooh-gun.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-777\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Winnie-Pooh-gun.jpg 720w, https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Winnie-Pooh-gun-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Winnie-Pooh-gun-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption>I got Honey to protect. DO you have a warrant?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color\">Pooh packing. Sounds like a Lume&#8217; commercial ~~~~ The reality is that cowboys and Indians, and Cops and Robbers have been around at least a hundred years. Now they use light sabers to do the same job. <br><br>They use liberals as bait, which is fine, unless they taste like a Donner. No one wants to go there. We are cannibals strait up. Why? Our words can be used to chew people up and spit them out. I am guilty and repent of such actions. <br>The best solve is Psalm 1:1  <strong>Blessed is the man that walks not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor stands in the way of sinners, nor sits in the seat of the scornful.<\/strong><br>Sometimes the best friends are new friends. OR&#8230;&#8230; The friend we have in Jesus.<br><br>Seize the day.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pooh packing. Sounds like a Lume&#8217; commercial ~~~~ The reality is that cowboys and Indians, and Cops and Robbers have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":778,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-faith","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/strangers.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":779,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions\/779"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}