{"id":757,"date":"2022-09-02T05:13:00","date_gmt":"2022-09-02T05:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/?p=757"},"modified":"2025-08-21T19:48:17","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T19:48:17","slug":"put-it-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/2022\/09\/02\/put-it-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Put it on"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"784\" src=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/old-spice.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-759\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/old-spice.jpg 526w, https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/old-spice-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><figcaption>Yeah, its still here.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color\">When men pass away, if they choose not to be cremated, this aromatic fragrance is used as a stand in for the embalming fluid.  We do have zombies that walk the streets, that only certain Poke-men creatures can overcome.<br><br>What seals the deal for women, are the Chanel ~~moth-goth and thyme. You can only find it at Spencer&#8217;s in your local mall. To wit, the cattle drive is on.<br><br>Liberty on Purpose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When men pass away, if they choose not to be cremated, this aromatic fragrance is used as a stand in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":761,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/dance-hall.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":762,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions\/762"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}