{"id":2469,"date":"2025-01-16T03:51:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-16T03:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/?p=2469"},"modified":"2025-08-21T19:49:13","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T19:49:13","slug":"guido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/2025\/01\/16\/guido\/","title":{"rendered":"Guido"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/pp.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/pp.jpg 225w, https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/pp-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d776e3517f7c19a04aad7c990c0a0d21\">\u2026.the killer pimp.<br>The ladies call him<br>When they need some<br>Shrimp?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the bar-b<br>I have not a cue<br>Just a clue\u2026<br>of what to do-Da Do<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Run, Run,<br>Run, my little runaway<br>Come again another day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-91a655f19cbed44f560747193ad99945\">Day on the beach<br>with my shrimp<br>formidable foe<br>killer pimp\u2026.Guido<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026.the killer pimp.The ladies call himWhen they need someShrimp? On the bar-bI have not a cueJust a clue\u2026of what to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,7,3,9,6,2,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-commentary","category-diydo-it-yourself","category-faith","category-food","category-humor","category-music","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/pit-stop-guido.gif","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2472,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2469\/revisions\/2472"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}