{"id":2465,"date":"2025-01-14T03:44:35","date_gmt":"2025-01-14T03:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/?p=2465"},"modified":"2025-08-21T19:48:18","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T19:48:18","slug":"matrimony-baloney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/2025\/01\/14\/matrimony-baloney\/","title":{"rendered":"Matrimony Baloney"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"299\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/bb.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2466\" style=\"width:354px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-98235aa990cdbdecab1c1d5240285466 wp-block-paragraph\">The rings exchanged<br>on this lovely day.<br>Ten years from now<br>as cold as clay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alimony, Palimony,<br>Child support and more<br>Government taxes<br>even the score.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6ab8692402f263c2285fc0c6c436ca66 wp-block-paragraph\">A man is beat<br>once he is wed.<br>He moves among<br>the living dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The rings exchangedon this lovely day.Ten years from nowas cold as clay. Alimony, Palimony,Child support and moreGovernment taxeseven the score. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2467,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,7,3,9,6,2,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-commentary","category-diydo-it-yourself","category-faith","category-food","category-humor","category-music","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/bbb.gif","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2465"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2477,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465\/revisions\/2477"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}