{"id":1609,"date":"2023-03-16T00:15:22","date_gmt":"2023-03-16T00:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/?p=1609"},"modified":"2025-08-21T19:49:15","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T19:49:15","slug":"butter-and-the-goat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/2023\/03\/16\/butter-and-the-goat\/","title":{"rendered":"Butter and The Goat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/goat.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1610\" width=\"212\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/goat.jpg 160w, https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/goat-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Get yer Goat<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Drafting plans on a great idea<br>It yet seems surreal<br>Having issues and gas to move<br>Has me at over kill<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boat no-go.<br>The wind is skewed<br>Trade winds lead me back to you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I rest my case<br>on an injunction<br>Papers to prove<br>Minds malfunction<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In my castle surrounded by moat<br>I have my comfort with butter and the goat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drafting plans on a great ideaIt yet seems surrealHaving issues and gas to moveHas me at over kill Boat no-go.The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1611,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/gif-goat-jumping-on-rocks.gif","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1612,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions\/1612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregmaxwell.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}